So today I learned that dildos are illegal in Texas. Or at least partially illegal. It all seems rather fuzzy and grey legal-wise. But the story is quite amusing.
Apparently, ALF is still popular. Now, just because your character has been in a couple of dialing-for-dollars ads, doesn't mean the popularity has shot back up. You might want to rein in your enthusiasm before you get carried away.
And finally, Ohio still sucks. And as soon as I get ahold of a URL, I'll let you know why Ohio sucked before. (In case you didn't already think that.)