24 June, 2002

Close your fucking mouth

Goat eating pumpkinRiddle me this, Batman: What would be the best way to get two of your co-workers to start chewing their fucking food with their fucking mouths closed?

I mean, I'm completely at a loss here. How to do you tell someone to do something that should just be a natural process? Did their mothers never take the time to say "don't eat with your mouth open, it's rude"? Do they not realize that they sound like the monkey house at the zoo around feeding time?

And what's worse is that is just shouldn't have that kind of effect on me, but it does. I should just try to tune it out. But that doesn't work. All I hear is this cacophony of smacks, chomps, slurps, and the like. It's like the sound is being pumped directly to my brain, and there is no shut off valve.


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