04 September, 2002

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

A condom applicator that works in only three seconds.

The inventors say it's much quicker than the usual 30 to 40 seconds it takes to fit a condom.

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He told the paper: "Struggling in the dark with the packaging has a tendency to dampen a man's ardour - likely to deal a fatal blow to the ego. Many guys then prefer to take chances - with the likelihood of signing a kind of death sentence."

Two things:

  • If it's taking an inordinate amount of time to open and apply a condom, then you (and your partner) really need to spend some time practicing this manuever.
  • If you can't sustain your erection for this length of time, well...that's just kind of sad.

1 comment:

  1. hmmm. without a photo, i can't make any judgments.

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