The Bowlingual. "Translates" what your dog is saying.
I wonder if it knows "I'm a sycophantic yes-man who drinks out of the toilet and licks your face when you get home"?
Awww. I wonder how people figured out what "woof bark grr arf bark pant pant" meant.
oh, it's quite similar to how archaeologists figured out ancient egyptian. except in this case, it was the rosetta bone that helped them out.*fiddles*
Just be happy that no one has released a Bowelingual device!