08 January, 2003

Hogwart's Community College

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings

Fight Club

And other enjoyable abridged scripts from The Editing Room.


  1. There is nothing more annoying than someone who reads a book, especially massive tedious tome like Lord of the Rings, and expects it to be a perfect reproduction on the screen. Can you imagine? 800 hours of mind numbing bizarre plot distractions?

  2. Oooh, his feet. Let's stare at those fat hairy hobbit feet. C'mon, only 8 more hours.