Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings
And other enjoyable abridged scripts from The Editing Room.
There is nothing more annoying than someone who reads a book, especially massive tedious tome like Lord of the Rings, and expects it to be a perfect reproduction on the screen. Can you imagine? 800 hours of mind numbing bizarre plot distractions?
Oooh, his feet. Let's stare at those fat hairy hobbit feet. C'mon, only 8 more hours.