You know that subtle homoeroticism present in Tolkein's Lord of the Ring books? Prepare to have it blown way out of proportion with the fellowship's secret diaries.
An excerpt from Sarumon:
Have crossed orcs with goblin men in caverns below Isengard. V. tedious experience as orcs and goblin men most reluctant to breed, even with dinner and flowers. Next time will try something easier, such as breeding goblins and cheerleaders to create super-perky army that can travel by day and will not complain about pink uniforms.
Okay, not much homoeroticism there, just an amusing entry.
Thanks to Jenny for the link.