I've secretly replaced the standard, government-issued wall calendar in my office, with one that glorifies the world of SPAM. Let's see if anyone notices.
If anyone that knows Heath ever comes to your office, you are so fired! Sexual hairassmint isn't to be taken lightly.
Heh. Randy puts the 'ass' in harassment! ;)
can you hold the spam, please?
eeeeeuuugh! why would you want to do that?!