The Oracle of Starbucks has spoken:
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Venti white chocolate mocha are strippers.
Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall
So either I've been getting the wrong drink all this time, or I just don't know myself as well as I thought I did.