12 February, 2003

Enter the Mid-Season

While reading through Zap2it's mid-season preview, I stumbled across this little gem, soon to be found on the Sci-Fi network:

Tremors: The Series
Reprising his role from the cult films, Michael Gross stars as paranoid, anti-social survivalist Burt Gummer, who takes it upon himself to keep the sleepy desert town of Perfection, Nevada safe from Graboids, Shriekers and AssBlasters.
Premieres: Friday, March 28 at 9 p.m. ET

Wow. AssBlasters. Now that's entertainment!

Also, the WB offers this:

Premieres: June

The WB goes to Hawaii with cameras in hand to document seven professional surfers living in the same beach house while they all compete for the $750,000 grand prize in the Vans Triple Crown of Surfing. The participants in this six-episode series are: Teen Choice Award-winning extreme athlete Holly Beck, No. 5-ranked female surfer Chelsea Georgeson, big wave surfer Danny Fuller, five-time Vans Triple Crown winner Sunny Garcia, the world's No. 14-ranked surfer Damien Hobgood, model and surfer Veronica Kay and defending champ Myles Padaca.

Be still my beating heart.


  1. What exactly is an assblaster?

  2. http://www.assblasters.com/OBVIOUSLY NSFW.