13 February, 2003


Some viewers seem to think that FOX has deceived them because Monday's episode of "Joe Millionaire" was not the finale. And lo! The backlash was swift and tremendous:

"I really don't know if I am going to watch the last show or not," one person wrote. "At this point I am soooo mad I don't care who wins. Anyone else feel this way?"

"No, I will not watch the finale," read a subsequent posting. "Fox has lied to us, and I feel that they should be punished for that. ... Bad move, guys. It will be a while before I put my trust back into Fox."

Sanctimonious little twats. Like there's really a chance you morons will remove yourselves from the teat of reality TV? Please. You'll keep watching it, you'll love it, and then you'll talk all about it once it's over. Hell, you'll even go on about how pissed you were when FOX "fooled" everyone, but at least they made up for it with the "real" finale. Such fucking convictions. You act like you have even a modicum of taste and self-respect. If you did, would you be watching this televised cheese log in the first place?

It's nice to see that with everything going on in the world, the mindless masses have cried out against this injustice and skullduggery. Nothing gets by the American people! Huzzah for us! U S A! U S A! U S A!


  1. *sigh*

    Remember when the bait-and-switch was all about Terrance and Philip: Not Without My Anus instead of finding out who Cartman's father was?

  2. Heath said
    "Not Without My Anus"To that I say...AssBlaster!

  3. The amusing nature of people being upset that a show, whose entire premise is deception, has deceived them is a great irony of life.