As if replacing the word "french" with "freedom" wasn't enough, those wacky kids in Congress are at it again! What could be as important as freedom fries, you ask?
No, silly! We need to exhume the bodies of the thousands of men and women who died during the World Wars, which are now rotting in the fetid soil known as France! With all those soldiers spinning in their graves, it might be hard to move the coffins.
But let's see what a bona fide veteran has to say about this:
"That is ridiculous," the Navy veteran said. "I can tell you right now that I don't approve of it at all. We've had problems with the French before, but it's like a spat; you get over it. It would be ridiculous to open those graves."
Amen, sir. Amen.
Dear Florida: Please remove yourself from our country. Thanks!