In an absolutely amazing turn of events, I asked for a relatively expensive piece of hardware, and the Powers That Be® actually ordered it! Holy shit!
One of our monitors died, so I requested a new one. In my request, I asked for a nice 17" LCD screen, as well as some cheaper CRTs, figuring I would get the cheapest CRT they could find. Lo and behold, I check my e-mail just now, and the LCD has been approved. It's on its way!
So now the fun begins as I swipe this monitor, and use my current monitor as a replacement. Muahahaha!