Boys buy potato gun. Boys tire of potatoes. Boys use frogs instead. Boy has frog fired into face while looking into the business-end of the gun.
I'd love to feel sorry for this kid, but well...don't fire fucking frogs out of a potato gun. And if you see other dumbass kids doing it, call the fucking authorities.
Yeah, you keep thinking that. Kid is going to be going through life known as the guy blinded by a frog fired out of a potato gun. Might as well move to another country.