US pulls out of Saudi Arabia. Offers Saudi Arabia a towel and explains that it has an important meeting in the morning.
Gilgamesh tomb believed found. Looks like Iraqi children will be able to tell their own version of the lame "Grant's tomb" joke.
McDonald's is back in the black. So that's what the AC/DC song is about!
Scientists breed cancer-beating mice. Still no cure for, umm...wait a minute.
World's wettest area dries up. What, Jenna Jameson?
Reality TV gets own channel. Actual reality worried about losing market share.