08 April, 2003

You Can Get With This...

This or That Tuesday

  1. Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner?
    Pamela Anderson is just...ugh. So Jennifer Garner.
  2. Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
    Ummm....Matt? *shrug*
  3. The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John?
    Billy Joel
  4. Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn?
    Kilborn. He has much better comedic timing. Dave is all shtick
  5. The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)?
    Tom...he never knew when to give up.
  6. A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather?
    Dan Rather, because he doesn't go on and on about "the greatest generation"
  7. A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin?
    Either Alton Brown or Julia Child. Emeril is an ass, and I have no idea who Pepin is
  8. The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer?
    It's all crap
  9. The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King?
    McDonald's can suck my left nut.
  10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why?
    Roosevelt. Sure, why not?

1 comment:

  1. You don't know who Jacques Pepin is? Read this book he did with Julia, they're best friends, and both amazing at explaining anything to anyone.