- Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner?
Pamela Anderson is just...ugh. So Jennifer Garner.
- Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
- The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John?
- Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn?
Kilborn. He has much better comedic timing. Dave is all shtick
- The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)?
Tom...he never knew when to give up.
- A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather?
Dan Rather, because he doesn't go on and on about "the greatest generation"
- A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin?
Either Alton Brown or Julia Child. Emeril is an ass, and I have no idea who Pepin is
- The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer?
It's all crap
- The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King?
McDonald's can suck my left nut.
- Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why?
Roosevelt. Sure, why not?