Food Network signs Emeril Lagasse for another five years. Included in the deal are 90 episodes of Emeril Live and 26 eps of Essence of Emeril...per year!
Why the hell can't we get that much Alton Brown?
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! That's the heads exploding of everyone who actually wants to watch FoodTV for *food* and bad jokes and bad cover-band level music.