Slow news day:
WHO says India Sars-free. I don't know. I'm asking you. Who's the guy on first?
Beyonce and Jay-Z To Wed. Scientists will soon learn what happens when two molecules of suck collide.
AES first-quarter results beat analysts' expectations. Okay, raise your hand if your first thought was "advanced encryption standard".
Dane to run southern Iraq. The question is, which one: