01 May, 2003

Headlines for Today

Slow news day:

Worms survived Columbia disaster. The moral here: Don't fuck with the worms! I think we've all seen Tremors.

WHO says India Sars-free. I don't know. I'm asking you. Who's the guy on first?

Beyonce and Jay-Z To Wed. Scientists will soon learn what happens when two molecules of suck collide.

AES first-quarter results beat analysts' expectations. Okay, raise your hand if your first thought was "advanced encryption standard".

Dane to run southern Iraq. The question is, which one:
MarmadukeScooby Doo

1 comment:

  1. I vote for Scooby! Other than the drug problem he is a pretty good candidate.