05 May, 2003


More news that fits:

Gruesome VD hits Tanzania baboons. I'm torn between:
And just when you thought it would be safe to practice bestiality.
Bush administration opposes condoms for monkeys. Preaches abstinence.

Workers file $7bn uranium lawsuit. But what will they do when they $7bn worth of uranium?

Benin concert stampede kills 15. Great White unavailable for comment.

Franco-US thaw on security. These are the faces of Franco-US relations:
Possibly diplomats?
God help us all.

N Korea demands US response. "I've tried repeatedly to get in touch with him, but I just know that President Bush is screening his calls," says Kim Jong Il.

And there might have been more, but then I got distracted by my new LCD monitor.

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