19 May, 2003

Take My Wife...Please

Man gets in trouble for coffin in his house.

But when two social-services workers visited the 64-year-old to talk to him about a benefits claim, a joke about his unconventional table resulted in a visit from Norfolk police under the impression that Mick had murdered his wife.


"Ignore the box," he told them. "This is the quietest she has been for 40 years and I'm really enjoying the silence."

Good to see the spirit of Henny Youngman lives on.

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