Let's see if I can find enough...headlines:
Arctic ice shelf splits - Leaves rest of the Arctic to pay the tab.
Nigeria goes surfing with wheels - Really, that just doesn't make any sense.
Gates boosts war on malaria - The war on drugs. The war on terror. Now a war on malaria? I'm waiting for the day when we start the war on littering. Or the war on picking your nose in public.
Reagan had 'evil sex' angst - I think I'll file that one with "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day."
Pakistan questions Hambali brother - "What is your name?" "What is your quest?" etc etc.
Hanson to stay in jail until appeal - It's about time justice was meted out for that damn "Mmmm Bop" song.
Son hits out at actor Depardieu - Admit it...you would also be mad if your father was Gerard Depardieu.