29 September, 2003

Stupid Parents

Meet the kids who are going to get the crap beat out of them on a regular basis throughout their school years:



A trend for naming children after favourite possessions is accelerating in brand-driven America.

The records show that in 2000, 49 children were named Canon, followed by 11 Bentleys, five Jaguars and a Xerox.

There is also a Gouda and a Bologna, who are named after the cheese and the sausage rather than the places.


Although I suppose it's possible that the parents who named their kids Bentley were just big fans of The Jeffersons. And here I was, worrying about the rise of Dakota and Cody. Sheesh.

2 comments:

  1. At least there were no Fahrvernugens!

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  2. I'd like you to meet my twins -- Backstreet's and Haagen-Dazs!(...then again, naming a kid 'Tombstone' might be kinda cool if you're into that sort of thing...)

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