16 October, 2003

Doormat

They all said I was mad! They said I would never find one! Well, they were all wrong! Behold, my new doormat:



Doormat that says GO AWAY

1 comment:

  1. I don't think you understand, you can't do that!See, it irritates me when there is a big flashing sign that says "LANE CLOSED" and there is freakin' 6 foot wide blinking arrow and people drive right up to the sign and then turn on their turn signal. One day, er... everyday, traffic wasn't moving and I felt like being a dick, so I straddled both lanes forcing everyone in the other lane to merge in behind me. So screw me.

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