Wow. I suspect that if I were either gay or female, I would just be creaming my panties over this guy:
That is the strangest skin tone that I have EVER seen!
Pfeh. Not all gay men wear panties! And uh, no.
My trainer was at the Mr. Universe competition, and I have to say... well, the guys are scary, and juiced up so much that you don't even want to know. That kind of "development" is only achievable with massive hormones and the careful supervision of a doctor. They also take diuretics and other things to drop their water content at the end. It's pretty scary.
"when self-tanners go bad"
Yikes. What race is he?