23 December, 2003

Hear the one about the corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

Project to drill into Earth fault - Lex Luther unavailable for comment.

Earthquake rocks California coast - even more so than Stryper? So it ain't so!

US takes terror alert in stride - Wait, what? Terror alert? Huh?

Virgin pilot told to stay in US - Yes, we've got sacrifices to make.

Murdoch wins satellite go-ahead - "Finally...crisp, clear digital pictures on my television"

Loose screw halts nuclear plant - D'oh!

Antibubbles made in Belgian beer - Yay! All of the other problems of the world have been solved.

Palestinian PM stands by roadmap - "Look, you try folding one of these things!"

Muslim group vows to flog any Somalis selling condoms - And you thought the Catholics were bad.

ALF: The Comeback Kid, er, Alien - Okay, my life is pretty damn boring and sad, but this is just ridiculous.

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