05 January, 2004

Army of God

Thanks be to God and the Christian Terrorist

The federal department of justice's "war on terrorism" will not only be waged against the Muslims nations but also Christian terrorists in our homeland. One might ask what do the Muslims and Christians have in common? The Holy Bible and Koran both condemn baby murder and homosexuality as capital crimes. The radical elements of both religions are willing to do more than talk to resist the societal promotion of both these capital crimes. The foreign terrorists (Muslim) resist the imposition of the United States/United Nations charter, which promotes "population control"(abortion) and "diversity"(homosexuality), while the Christian/domestic terrorist simply resists the "law" of the land, which promotes and often subsidizes abortion and homosexuality.

Dude, wait. The government is subsidizing abortion and homosexuality? Shit. I can't do much on the abortion side, but maybe I should develop an interest in the cock for some of that sweet, sweet federal money!

2 comments:

  1. You should have seen the check I got last week.

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  2. Crap! I forgot to send in my change of address!

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