How to make cheap-ass lemonade, when you don't have much in your kitchen:
- Heat up 1 cup of water in the microwave
- Add sugar to hot water. However, realize you don't have any normal sugar. So add powdered sugar.
- Continue mixing and adding sugar, until unbearably sweet syrup forms
- Empty a cup of lemon juice into the mixture.
Add ice, and enjoy.
Oh wait, add vodka. Lots of vodka. That helps, as well.