30 July, 2004

Exploding Rabbits

Men Charged For Tossing Explosive-Strapped Rabbit Into Lake When asked, this is what the miscreant sub-human piece of shit who formerly cared for the rabbit had to say:

"I think that a lot of people are judging us without knowing us at all," Sigmon said. Asked why he fitted Lucky with the explosive, he said, "Um, that's a real tough question to answer.

Other tough questions that Sigmon couldn't answer:

  • Why am I allowed to continue breathing?
  • Should I stick a knife into this cat's eye?
  • What happens when I stick a fork into an electrical outlet?
  • Why am I allowed to continue breathing?
  • I wonder if it would hurt someone if I punched them in the eye?
  • Seriously...why am I still breathing?

Please, do us all a favor, and die. I don't care if I'm judging you. You gave up the right to live judgment-free when you strapped the M-1000 to a rabbit.

And here's the kicker:

Sigmon said he adopted the bunny after almost running over her with his car, but can no longer care for her because he's starting college this fall at University of California, San Diego, where he plans to study biology.

I can only hope that professors at UCSD read this article, and refuse to teach this dipshit for his cruelty. Especially the bio profs.

1 comment:

  1. That is one of the saddest blogs I have read recently. I feel for the rabbit and at how stupid the guy is for doing it.It's almost like there is no hope left for a guy like that.

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