24 November, 2004

Gift Idea

Wondering what to get me for Xmas? Look no further!

Biscuits and Gravy

And in domestic issues, Biscuits and Gravy prevail over Patience and Fortitude.

This has to mean something, but what, I don't know.

20 November, 2004

Anal Massages

Target now has anal massages. Get 'em while they're, um, hot.

Archived here [PDF]

Link via Fleshbot.

17 November, 2004

16 November, 2004

The Deep South

For those in the know, you're aware that I spent last weekend (and then some) driving down to Alabama with Jenny. And let me tell you, there's a lot of driving in there. (Although I didn't mind doing most of it, because Jenny's Prius was super sweet to drive!).

Pictures of the trip are here

10 November, 2004

Bad Coding Practices

Warning: Geeky coder post follows

So today I was reminded just why I don't like dealing with Javascript.

We are currently in the process of deploying our new website at work, and we're using Vignette's portal and CMS products to do so. I'll summarize my feeling about these products: They suck.

08 November, 2004

Angels and Devils

Analyzing Customers, Best Buy Decides Not All Are Welcome [ad before the story]

Mr. Selden had never applied his angel-devil theories to a retailer as large as Best Buy, whose executives were skeptical that 20% of customers could be unprofitable. In mid-2002, Mr. Selden outlined his theories during several weekend meetings in Mr. Anderson's Trump Tower apartment. Mr. Anderson was intrigued by Mr. Selden's insistence that a company should view itself as a portfolio of customers, not product lines.

Or, to summarize the whole article: "We're getting rid of the cheap stuff, and no more deep discounts. So that leaves us with, um, the expensive stuff. Hurry up and buy it, suckers!"

Mandate

I've got your mandate right here! According to this, Bush got 2.51 million square miles of the country, wheareas Kerry only got 511,700!

Of course, those miles are all square. Real L-7s. Do we really care what they have to say?

Regulations

Want to find out what you can or can't do today? Check out what the Federal Register has to say.

02 November, 2004

Lines, Shmines

I voted in ArlingtonAt 3PM, the line for voting was pretty much non-existant. It took less than 10 minutes to get signed in and actually vote. What's all this complaining about?

01 November, 2004

Cornholing

Who knew? The American Cornhole Association. [SFW]

And speaking of cornholing: a movie about one guy's own backdoor draft, as it were. [NSFW]

With Crosses Carved in Their Foreheads

FerretsLeave it to Bush!
George talks with Bill Cosby (and who knew that Bill was an Illuminati?)
George talks with Gary Busey. Including the adorable ferrets seen on the left.