Apparently, Appalachian State University is HOT HOT HOT!
[Link via Dave Barry's blog]
I can not vouch for the authenticity of this tape. But I did work at a Burger King for a couple of years, in a small college town, mostly full of spoiled rich kids who made demands as if getting a cheap Whopper was enshrined in the Constitution. So I can certainly see how this call would have been made in the first place.
And let me just give some kudos to this 911 dispatcher for the way she handled the call. Did you ever know, that you're my hero?
[Link via Pandagon]
In his five-page decision Saturday, Greer said that Schiavo's parents had failed to meet the burden of proof necessary to prove their latest assertion: that Terri Schiavo had attempted to verbalize "I want to live."
The motion filed by Schiavo's parents motion said, "She managed to articulate the first two vowel sounds, first articulating AHHHHHHH and then virtually screaming WAAAAAAAA."
But virtually no chance she was trying to say "I want to die", I'm sure.
It's not that Sam Kimery objects to the views expressed on Fox News. The creator of the "Fox Blocker" contends the channel is not news at all. Kimery figures he's sold about 100 of the little silver bits of metal that screw into the back of most televisions, allowing people to filter Fox News from their sets, since its August debut.
So I wonder how much longer before we get the conservative version that blocks out CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC. And PBS. Oh, Comedy Central. Probably Food TV, as well.
You're probably thinking to yourself, if you're one of my five regular readers: the hell?!
I've been looking around for some new blogging software, and for now, at least, I've settled on Serendipity. For some reason, I became popular with the comment spam, and the Blacklist plugin for Movabletype just wasn't cutting it. With this, I get moderation of comments (plus other nifty and probably pointless features.)
And yeah, I'm going to be working on how the site displays stuff. Just as soon as I can figure out the templating system.
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"You have judicial tyranny here," Santorum told WABC Radio in New York. "Congress passed a law that said that you had to look at this case. He simply thumbed his nose at Congress."
I hear it was actually more of a pick-and-flick at Congress.
"That's nice for him to say that. But that's not what Congress told him to do," he added. "Judges should obey the law. And this judge - in my mind - simply ignored the law."
Oh yeah, I forgot about that long-lost Article VIII (or maybe Amendment 10.5) of the US Constitution: The judiciary, when told to do so by the legislature, with full consent of the executive, shall roll over and play dead, like good little doggies.
[Warning: link goes to NewsMax]
Ah, quality journalism, brought to you by the Daily Press.
From an article about the Left Behind series of books in Harper's Magazine:
Seeking a better view of the action, Rayford abandons his ATV for a Hummer, "riding shotgun," which, write Jenkins and LaHaye in something less than a Proustian reverie, "transported him back to college when he and his fraternity brothers would compete to call the favored seat, sometimes as much as twenty-four hours before a trip." [Emphasis mine]
Now, I'm sorry. But calling shotgun 24 hours in advance? We all know that's BS. How can I accept a story from an author who obviously doesn't even understand the basic rules of shotgun? Sheesh.
A series of drawings from an isometric perspective, in the style of a computer game. The subject of each drawing is the image, or images, that created a popular cultural event. Historical events (like the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. at the Lorraine Motel) are used interchangeably with fictionalized events (like the picnic scene from The Sound of Music).