10 October, 2005

Birth Procedures

In an effort to surpass Catholicism on the list of Religions that try to completely control their adherants, Scientology apparently has procedures for the birthing of babies.

Tom and Katie are likely to follow the church's "silent birth" guidelines during delivery, which means no music and no talking during the birth, which also means no screaming during the pains of labor.

Well, I guess it was pretty easy for ol' L. Ron not to scream during the pains of labor. And if he could do it, so should everybody else who follows him. Here's hoping that Tom can keep control during those contractions.

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