19 December, 2006

Captcha

So the spammers have forced me to install a captcha system in the comments.

Thanks, jackasses.

(If you have problems with it, let me know in comments)

15 December, 2006

hallucinations

*walk downstairs at one in the morning*

*observe gary just getting in*

*realize jenny is tending to dog in sunroom*

me: "is this some scotch-induced hallucination?"

*pour glass of water*

gary: "no, it's not"

me: "oh, thank the gods"

alcoholism: the road to wellville

12 December, 2006

Porcupine Racetrack

Quote of the day (so far, at least):

[13:11] jgumby314: that's about 30% more urine than should really be involved in any love-making process
[13:12] GatLouca: you scare me.

07 December, 2006

Doomed

Useful phrases for when things just aren't going to get any better:

    It's like...
  • Polishing brass on the Titanic

  • Re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic

  • Changing seats on the Challenger

  • Adding sugar to the Jonestown Kool-Aid



Inspired by recent events at work, naturally. Got any more?