28 August, 2008

as i sit at my desk, a man walks by, heading to another office. this man, strangely enough, looks like abe vigoda. the following is the insanityconversation in my head:

"whoa. fish from barney miller just walked by. why would abe vigoda be in my office? you know what would be funny? this:"

the bats have left the bell tower
the victims have been bled
red velvet lines the black box
abe vigoda's dead


"wait...is abe vigoda dead? you'd think if he was dead, there would have been a lot more mention of it on teh internwebs. oh yeah, there's that site that tells you if he's dead!"

which, naturally, lead to a quick search on google and the abe vigoda status site. (you'll be relieved to know that, as of 8:42AM, he was still alive.)

but best of all, at the bottom of the page, is the parody i was hoping for.

thank you, internets. i know i sometimes rag on you, because you're full of idiots spouting of about stuff that makes no difference. but every so often, you redeem yourself.

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