27 October, 2008

old school

co-worker, wandering in: "hey, do you have a floppy disk i could borrow?"
me: "have i ever told you about my magical unicorn, which has the ability to deliver strange and fantastic items to me?"
co-worker: "so, you're saying you don't have a floppy disk?"
me: "yes. i am saying that is not 1998, and i do not have a floppy disk."
co-worker: "thanks, anyways."


21 October, 2008


the US government seems to think that i'm trust-worthy enough for a TS clearance.

although, by posting this, i'm sure i just invalidated that. oh well.