Damnit, people, what is wrong with you? I keep hearing, over and over this morning, about the fucking commercials during the super bowl.

“Oh, I really liked that one for blah blah blah.”
“Did you see the one where yadda yadda?”
“The commercial for product X cured my herpes…it’s a miracle!”

And so on.

They’re commercials. Advertisers spend millions of dollars trying to pimp out their worthless crap, and you’re eating it up like pudding. Some of you morons are watching a fucking game just to see them. Why? The other 364 days out of the year, you hit the fast-forward button on your DVR as soon as a commercial comes on.

What. The. Fuck?

Have you ever read a magazine for the ads? Do you purposely try to find the most banner-filled website, and go to that all the time? It just doesn’t make any sense.