Reactions to the snow this morning:

*from approximately 15% of the population*
OMFG! water! from THE SKY!
and it FLOATS!
is this that RAPTURE thing they keep talking about?
my shoes hurt!
well, no matter what, i shall drive slow…FOR SAFETY!

*from the rest of the population*
DRIVE FASTER, YOU RETARDED, ABORTED MONKEY FOETUSES!