Part of an e-mail message that I sent out earlier today:

Have you been receiving form submissions to something@foo.com over the last couple of days?

The response:

Quick question – have you seen other tips being submitted to the new addresses or were you talking about the old something@foo.com account?

Way to read for comprehension.

YOU LOSE!

GOOD DAY, SIR!

I said “GOOD DAY!”