• Rebooted the Unix machine that hasn’t had a power-cycle problem in more than a year (which makes me think that someone was screwing around with it last night after I went home)
• Recycled 15 bottles of various forms of refreshment
• Tossed one, 4″-high stack of papers
• Shredded about two years worth of time sheets from several years ago
• Bagged up the last six to eight months worth of empty breakfast bar boxes (to be taken home and recycled)
• Burned eight DVDs worth of pornfiles accumulated over the last seven years
• Wrote out procedures for a few more of my activities
• Turned in paperwork for new job
• Had exit interview with contracting company
• Listened to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture on the ride home

And that was my last day at work.