Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

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Rising from the rubble

Metro Foils Al-Qaeda Plot (from Craigslist)

(Archived, just in case)

You just can’t write comedy this funny.

Atom Smasher’s Pack Place Sign Generator

One Cleveland steamer, slightly used. Hopefully no one will bid it up too much.

Thanks to Jenny for pointing it out to me.

This is quite possibly the coolest story ever.

Too bad it’s a fake.

Target now has anal massages. Get ‘em while they’re, um, hot.

Archived here [PDF]

Link via Fleshbot.

Leave it to Bush!
George talks with Bill Cosby (and who knew that Bill was an Illuminati?)
George talks with Gary Busey. Including the adorable ferrets seen on the left.

Weed & Seed in a nutshell? Or the president’s plan for Iraqi reconstruction?

You decide!